Science

Blair Foundation has been tested extensively since 1997 on leading celebrities with homes around the world. No matter what climate it is used in, whether it be the Bahamas, Tuscany or Miami, Blair Foundation can stand up to the rigours of the international gravy train.

The research has been validated by pseudo-scientists at the University of Bootle’s Department of Cosmetic Improvements, Bootle. The department’s chair, Dr Douglas Ramsbottom, was made Lord Ramsbottom of Douglas (Isle of Man) in recognition of his work in 2006.

Blair Foundation’s patented Mandelspheres constitute the only non-organic compound in use in cosmetics today that guarantees to make your skin softer, with a unique sliminess that is easily washed away in a standard household chemical decontamination unit (as recommended by Home Secretary Dr John Reid).