How to pay

There are two great ways to pay for Blair Foundation.

Option one: Buy now, get something similar but not quite what you asked for, let your children pay in 30 years' time (1000% APR)!

Option two: Make a donation now, get as much Blair Foundation as you like in a few months' time and get your money back as soon as we can afford it!

Although all major credit cards are accepted, we prefer wire transfers from tax havens. Postage and packing is charged separately.

Note: Blair Foundation is an exclusive product, only available from select retailers. At present these are:

• Lord Levy

We reserve the right to refuse orders, especially if your name is Gordon.