Ingredients

• Acrylamide
• Alpha Piper
• Beta Max
• Omega 3
• Moisturising Mandelspheres
• Polonium-210
• Asbestos
• Nuts
• Dimbleby juice
• E45, E192, E1471, E1441, E118-118
• Phencyclidine
• Genetically-modified salmon

Warning: May cause extreme irritation. If the product comes into contact with eyes, ears or skin, wash immediately and attend your nearest Accident and Emergency (234 miles).

Best before end: June 2001